Tuesday, the Douglas County Sentinal had quite the cornucopia of crime to choose from. I decided that Roman Jones takes the cake! Oh yes, before I forget, there was a great typo and the date on the Sentinal was Tuesday, February 9, 2020. If I see that there are lottery numbers posted I will be sure and post them here so on 2/9/20 we can try our luck. Anyway, here goes:
As per the Douglas County Sentinal, Tuesday, February 9, "2020":
Roman Jones was charged Feb. 1 with 46 counts of financial identify fraud. Jones, an inmate at the jail, allegedly stole other inmates' names, dates of birth and Social Security Numbers in his role as "house man" in an attempt to file fraudulent tax returns, according to the Sheriff's Office investigation. He allegedly retrieved the inmates' identifying information from money receipts tossed in the trash and tucked them in his Bible.
A visitation video allegedly shows Jones telling his girlfriend what to do and how they were going to become rich, the investigator said.
Good grief, where do I begin? Let's start with this "house man" bidness. According to Websters online dictionary a houseman is defined as:
Now, "Ditzy", that is who I have decided to name the girlfriend, is buying this song and dance of how they are gonna "get rich" filing fraudulent tax returns! Would someone please explain to me the last time you felt that the money Uncle Sam was sending you in the form of a refund was your powerball to financial freedom?
Wasn't she going to have to start manufacturing W-2's and and other pertinent information in order to file thesealleged returns? Was she going to indicate that they were in fact county personnel...how much money do they make pressing those license plates anyway? Perhaps they were going to try and write off attorney's fees? Who knows, the method to the madness escapes me.
In other news:
Willie Howard was charged with public indecency and was set a bond of $10,000. Howard was allegedly in the boy's department at the Thornton Road WalMart, where he allegedly exposed and fondled himself while watching females. Store personnel allegedly recognized him from a previous incident, according to the investigation. Camp ordered him to enroll in and complete psychological counseling at the Atlanta Center for Cognitive Therapy.
Alright, there are so many things pinging around in my brain in regards to this one I just don't know what to say. So I will just say this:
There are things that you should only do in the privacy of your own home and somethings you should refrain from doing altogether.
Number 1 on this list would be public fondling, of yourself or anyone else for that matter. Willie, did you ferget yor raisin'?
Number 2, picking your nose. Even though many of you feel that you somehow become invisible while riding inside of a vehicle, your not, we see you elbow deep up that nostril.
Number 3, belching and loud obnoxious farting. These both belong behind closed doors so that the rest of us do not have to be involved in your "uncontrollable" bodily functions. If I can control myself in public, so can you. Ray says he is waiting for me to explode as I apparently never dispel gas of any kind. See! I do, you are just never subject to it.
Well, that's all I've got for tonight. Behave yourself, because if you don't, you know I'm gonna say something!
As per the Douglas County Sentinal, Tuesday, February 9, "2020":
Roman Jones was charged Feb. 1 with 46 counts of financial identify fraud. Jones, an inmate at the jail, allegedly stole other inmates' names, dates of birth and Social Security Numbers in his role as "house man" in an attempt to file fraudulent tax returns, according to the Sheriff's Office investigation. He allegedly retrieved the inmates' identifying information from money receipts tossed in the trash and tucked them in his Bible.
A visitation video allegedly shows Jones telling his girlfriend what to do and how they were going to become rich, the investigator said.
Good grief, where do I begin? Let's start with this "house man" bidness. According to Websters online dictionary a houseman is defined as:
noun pl. housemen -·men (-mən, -men′)
- a man employed to do cleaning or other routine work as in a house or hotel
- BRIT. intern
Now, "Ditzy", that is who I have decided to name the girlfriend, is buying this song and dance of how they are gonna "get rich" filing fraudulent tax returns! Would someone please explain to me the last time you felt that the money Uncle Sam was sending you in the form of a refund was your powerball to financial freedom?
Wasn't she going to have to start manufacturing W-2's and and other pertinent information in order to file thesealleged returns? Was she going to indicate that they were in fact county personnel...how much money do they make pressing those license plates anyway? Perhaps they were going to try and write off attorney's fees? Who knows, the method to the madness escapes me.
In other news:
Willie Howard was charged with public indecency and was set a bond of $10,000. Howard was allegedly in the boy's department at the Thornton Road WalMart, where he allegedly exposed and fondled himself while watching females. Store personnel allegedly recognized him from a previous incident, according to the investigation. Camp ordered him to enroll in and complete psychological counseling at the Atlanta Center for Cognitive Therapy.
Alright, there are so many things pinging around in my brain in regards to this one I just don't know what to say. So I will just say this:
There are things that you should only do in the privacy of your own home and somethings you should refrain from doing altogether.
Number 1 on this list would be public fondling, of yourself or anyone else for that matter. Willie, did you ferget yor raisin'?
Number 2, picking your nose. Even though many of you feel that you somehow become invisible while riding inside of a vehicle, your not, we see you elbow deep up that nostril.
Number 3, belching and loud obnoxious farting. These both belong behind closed doors so that the rest of us do not have to be involved in your "uncontrollable" bodily functions. If I can control myself in public, so can you. Ray says he is waiting for me to explode as I apparently never dispel gas of any kind. See! I do, you are just never subject to it.
Well, that's all I've got for tonight. Behave yourself, because if you don't, you know I'm gonna say something!
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